January 2012
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
More laughs here
That awkward moment when you go to check the time...
More laughs here
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
More laughs here
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
