You know what’s worse than slow internet?
“your pokemon has hurt itself in its own...
When your friends mad and you act like a retard to...
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
jamesfrancgoaway: “just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
When somebody says "your kinda cute"
sodamnrelatable: Fuck you mean kinda?
laugh-addict: when you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with
iheartfrenchi: petition for you to not
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
squidwurd: squidwurd: i burn calories by insulting them “hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
Studying at your friend's place
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
laugh-addict: when the people who unfollowed you, follow you back after a while
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?